Yep. this is so worth reading.

Alright so golfer, idk if I have talked about him in this blog but here’s a quick recap. He’s the guy I was in a love triangle with my ginger coworker and him. I guess I picked the golfer.

Anyways

so golfer was vacationing near my place so he asked me to hang out. So I put on my best sun dress and my cow girl boots and headed over. We were suppose to go to the bars but I didn’t bring my good id so he gave me some of his clothing and headed down to the hotel’s hot tub after a couple of drinks. We hopped the fence and continued to drink. I actually had some of the best convos that night with him. Anyways we went and got more drinks and weed and proceeded back to the hot tub.  Once I got super high the night got pretty awesome. So idk how it started..damn vodka.. but we started having sex in the hot tub. We tried to move it to the pool but it was just so cold…. I swear the whole hotel was probably watching us..after that I took him to one of the lounges in the pool area and laid him on a lounge chair and had sex there. After awhile we kinda started to get sketched out so we decided to bring it back to the bedroom (at this point it was about 4am) but we just couldn’t wait. so we hooked up then started having sex in the elevator (ahhhhh bucket list cross off!) it was the most amazing thing EVER! we didn’t stop at his floor, we kept hitting the top level then when we got there we’d hit the 3rd level and we went back and forth for probably twenty minutes.. ugh I loved it. So we finally got off at his floor but right when we got to his door I said, “one more time” and he said,”here!?” and of course I said yes haha so we had sex in the hallway!…. I wonder if there was cameras anywhere…. ohh well. After that we got into his place and saw that his 60 year old god father was up. So no better way then to end his day so golfer smoked him up…sooo funny. After he went to bed we pulled out the sofa bed (remember I’m at his parents resort) and we started having sex again.  In the middle of it his god father came out!!!! ahaha he didn’t notice tho, he was too high and just wanted food. After he went to bed we finished up and passed out.

Craziest/amazing/longggg sex hahah I loved it.

I also hung out with golfer another day that week and we drank on my roof and then had sex but I don’t remember it at all hahah so I hope it was good…..ugh alcoholism    hah jk.

I want to go back to the elevator scene!

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So my high school boyfriend and I use to have a sex code name but he told most of his friends so half the time it was useless.

But the other day I told Luckie we should have a code name for sex. After a bunch of random words were throw out there we decided on Remote. 

And might I add we have already had a bunch of interesting conversations about it.

So

Remote = I want to have sex now

Our conversations now are interesting because I’m in South Carolina for the summer and he is in North Carolina.

This was today conversation:

Luckie: I lost my remote

Me: I heard you left it in South Carolina

Luckie: shit guess i’ll have to come back and get it

Me:you better hurry up or im going to give it away to someone else!

that last comment didn’t make him too happy! haha but anyways through a code word for I’m horny, it adds in having some fun conversations!

Remote.

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Goods

1. It’s summer

2. Finals are done

3. I’ll be fully moved into my place tomorrow

4. I’m staying here for the summer

5. The bartender has been trying to get us to hang out everyday and I still haven’t

6. Ginger invited me to dinner with his parents and sister

7. I go to Bimini on the 12th!!

Bads

1. I hooked up with Ginger tonight

2. I wish my friends would all stay this summer

3. I miss Luckie

4. I have soooooo much cleaning to do tomorrow

5. My Maymester classes start Monday

Message me and let me know if theirs topics you want to hear.

Thoughts of the moment

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This post is going to be updated although those that read all my post probably know I talk about how I only really go to this one bar. And I love it sooo much. Anyways there is this one bartender that works only once and a while and I enjoy flirting with him. Last Thursday I finally made my move and started talking and flirting more then usually after I got some drinks in me. He was definitely into it and gave me free shots all night and I got him number. After I left the bar, he was texting me to try to come over although I couldn’t because I already invited my regular guy Luckie. So sadly I had to tell him I was already in bed. It’s been a week now and he had texted me everyday and we joke around a lot. The only bad thing is that I told him I’m 22 because that is what my fake says and if things don’t go good I’m not about to lose my favorite bar haha. Also he’s 27 woahhh. He’s very forward so I’m interested in seeing where this goes.

Maybe the bartender will take me home ;]

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I’m soooooooo high.

woah.

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It depends on the type of guy in whether or not I’ll ask.

These are the types of guys that I usually try to not ask the question to.

1. The guy that has probably had sex with 30 or more different girls

2. The guy that is either a virgin or just lost it

3. The guy I just don’t care to know

Usually 1 and 3 sometimes goes together.

1.When I think a guy has been with a lot of girls I just try to avoid asking because I really don’t want to hear that you have had sex with a ton of girls.  Plus it will make me think you’re dirty cause you probably have a STD. 

2. To the lovely virgin, you are so adorable but I don’t want you to get obsessed over me. 

3. If I don’t want a future with you and I just think you’re fun, I just don’t want to know. Asking that question is pretty personal and I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable or have myself feel uncomfortable…. For me, if you’re in this category, I just love having sex with you and that is all.

Oh and for #2’s I use to try and stay away from newbies because I didn’t want them to get attached and I thought they would be just terrible in bed. But this is false. I just asked Luckie (my new guy) how many girls he’s slept with the other day…… I’m the second girl and his second time EVER! I was completely shocked because 1. I had no idea and 2. He’s good in bed.  He’s honestly better than Ginger and Ginger has probably been with over 20 girls.

All in all we’re all probably gonna lie about how many people we’ve slept with.

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