So maybe Luckie and I will get back together, maybe not but I’m not going to waste my time.

Now that I’m in Georgia for winter I have a couple guys that are easy hook ups to get
Luckie off my mind. Today I decided I’m done being sad. So I called GG (Georgia Ginger for those that haven’t been following for awhile) and I called Sell.

Side note: Sell and I use to hook up but I just never talked about him on this blog.

So tonight Sell asked me to hang out so I went over there and had a couple beers with his friends. Since we haven’t seen each other in a year nothing happened but he walked me to my car and he was definitely stalling. I knew he wanted to kiss me. I didn’t try to kiss him. That’s the guy’s job.

But anyways he called me when I got home and talked for a good 20 minutes and he wants to hang out tomorrow. Score.

Also GG said he wants to hang tomorrow or sometime this weekend. Double Score.

Plus both GG and Sell are hotter than Luckie. Suck it.

Boys I’m back. Back like last year.

Sorry I’m Not Sorry

Wow. I was about to talk about new stories this past week and realized I haven’t even talked about Halloween.

So I’m informing: Since I’m on break I have a lot of stories to tell and catch up on.

Alright so this was the weekend before Halloween and those that have no idea who I am in the picture, I dressed up as Laura Croft (Tomb Raider). I had a gun hustler I made out of duct tape on my right leg that held the water gun I am shooting into my friend’s face.  Oh and no, the puppy is not mine.

Super Heroes Vs. Villains Party

This was the party I went to the night this photo is taken. So Luckie’s frat was throwing this themed party and I brought my two roommates that were dressed as buzz lightyear and batman (I have to say, they looked awesome). I went to this party sober and was really nervous about that but I was told there was a bar.  So since I know all the boys in the frat I didn’t have to pay anything and went straight to the bar. I didn’t leave the bar. I’d finish my drink, put it down, and it was already filled before I blinked. I was shooting people with my water gun, got to dance with flash (Luckie) and don’t remember much else. Needless to say, it was a great night. And then I woke up in Luckie’s bed with nothing: lost my purse, phone, shorts, water gun, my shoes, and my dignity.

Found out within random days after: The boys drove us back but since Luckie is partially on campus we have to go through and show ids in the car. But since I wouldn’t respond right away they almost got in trouble but I woke up. Then one of Luckie’s brothers found us outside of his apartment door freezing outside cause Luckie didn’t have his keys and told him we were going to sleep there. So he grabbed us and walked to his place. While there: I puked, got in a fight with Luckie and he left me there (to this day no one knows what it was about) and I tried to pass out in his brothers bed. The next info I found out is I walked into Luckie’s place, peed my pants (never done that since I was pottie trained..i swear), and went through his roommates room to get to Luckie’s room. I showered and passed out on his bed.  Within the next week or two I found everything but my dignity from that night.

Laura Croft had a crazy night.

Other than that night I don’t recall the other Halloween nights getting real crazy.

I can’t believe I’m posting this picture: it’s awful, yet funny and I don’t care.

Sorry I’m Not Sorry :]

Alright so I’ve been 21 for a couple weeks now but I’m still pumped about it.

It’s not the fact of —yay, I’m 21! Lets get hammered.  it’s more — finally I don’t have to sneak around or worry about having a fake id on me.

Honestly I feel exactly the same because I’ve been drinking at bars for awhile now and also getting all my friends liquor.

My birthday:

Surprisingly I didn’t have a crazy birthday. This was not by choice. My birthday was over fall break so a lot of my friends weren’t there plus my two best friends were having issues at home. Therefore my birthday weekend was a bust. Yep, I remember the whole weekend…isn’t that awful!? Anyways the day before my birthday I went day drinking on the beach then went to a beer festival in my town. It was fun although I went home at 10pm because I was pissed my best friend wouldn’t come out. My actual birthday was pretty fun but I didn’t want to drink much because I have an ass load of tests and projects coming that week. So I went to my favorite bar with all my friends to watch the Steelers game and drank there (my favorite bar that just shut down :[  ). 

But anyways overall shitty birthday.

Other than that I’m ready to go home to Georgia and go to the bars with my friends.

Oh and I probably should add: Yes, the Steelers won and yes, I got birthday sex :]

I need a birthday redo.

Sorry I’m Not Sorry :]

Drinking for America!

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So, yep, I did it. I joined an online dating service. Don’t worry I didn’t waste my money, I got a free one!

I got it for a couple reasons:

1. I want to meet more guys

2. I was bored

3. I haven’t met any new guys all summer

4. Maybe there’s a better guy out there for me

So I waited and talked to probably twenty guys this past week or whatever and one guy was persistent and pretty cute.  I’ll call him BMW. So anyways he was texting me all day Saturday and asked me to go to a event/ firework show my town was having that night. However I couldn’t go because I had work (what’s new)..

So I ended up coming home and getting a shower and he tells me to quick get ready and lets go get drinks. So I throw on a dress and go. 
(oh and i had two glasses of wine while I was getting ready) 

The meeting.

He doesn’t really look like his pictures online, but I think he looks hotter in person. Oh and he has a BMW. So we went to a bar had some drinks and like a gentleman, he paid…points. 

After drinking.…..maybe 6 beers?

We decide to go to walk along the river by my place..

This is where it gets fuzzy.

I remember:

-talking along the walkway

-I think I showed him how to swing dance

-I peed… somewhere outside

-Us making out

-Us getting caught by some lady

The crazy lady.

She first said, “HEYYY!!” and BMW and I were freaked out because we were making out/thinking about doing more (not sex). So we were freaked and she goes, “are you guys in a gang?!” and we told her no as BMW laughed. I don’t remember what exactly she said but it was something like yall need to get out of here, it’s dangerous, there’s gangs. AKA I was FREAKED OUT. So I told BMW I wanted to go home.

Side note-This gang shit still freaks me out cause I live 2 blocks from this river-walk place. And I get scared so easily.

Ending the night.

Honestly, I really don’t know exactly. But we didn’t have sex—thank god. I’d be so mad at myself if we did. But we just made out, a lot in his car ..and he ate me out…oops. 

So I broke some of my rules for a first date.

He was hot.

Sorry I’m Not Sorry :]

I live the high life.

Sorry I’m Not Sorry :]

(Source: jesuschristpornstar)

Yep. this is so worth reading.

Alright so golfer, idk if I have talked about him in this blog but here’s a quick recap. He’s the guy I was in a love triangle with my ginger coworker and him. I guess I picked the golfer.

Anyways

so golfer was vacationing near my place so he asked me to hang out. So I put on my best sun dress and my cow girl boots and headed over. We were suppose to go to the bars but I didn’t bring my good id so he gave me some of his clothing and headed down to the hotel’s hot tub after a couple of drinks. We hopped the fence and continued to drink. I actually had some of the best convos that night with him. Anyways we went and got more drinks and weed and proceeded back to the hot tub.  Once I got super high the night got pretty awesome. So idk how it started..damn vodka.. but we started having sex in the hot tub. We tried to move it to the pool but it was just so cold…. I swear the whole hotel was probably watching us..after that I took him to one of the lounges in the pool area and laid him on a lounge chair and had sex there. After awhile we kinda started to get sketched out so we decided to bring it back to the bedroom (at this point it was about 4am) but we just couldn’t wait. so we hooked up then started having sex in the elevator (ahhhhh bucket list cross off!) it was the most amazing thing EVER! we didn’t stop at his floor, we kept hitting the top level then when we got there we’d hit the 3rd level and we went back and forth for probably twenty minutes.. ugh I loved it. So we finally got off at his floor but right when we got to his door I said, “one more time” and he said,”here!?” and of course I said yes haha so we had sex in the hallway!…. I wonder if there was cameras anywhere…. ohh well. After that we got into his place and saw that his 60 year old god father was up. So no better way then to end his day so golfer smoked him up…sooo funny. After he went to bed we pulled out the sofa bed (remember I’m at his parents resort) and we started having sex again.  In the middle of it his god father came out!!!! ahaha he didn’t notice tho, he was too high and just wanted food. After he went to bed we finished up and passed out.

Craziest/amazing/longggg sex hahah I loved it.

I also hung out with golfer another day that week and we drank on my roof and then had sex but I don’t remember it at all hahah so I hope it was good…..ugh alcoholism    hah jk.

I want to go back to the elevator scene!

Sorry I’m Not Sorry :]

So Ginger and I are back to normal but I’m still ignoring him a lot.

But who cares about that asshole!

Anyways here in the south a popular Greek/southern event is Carolina Cup. No I have never been however I would love to go(and no I’m not in a sorority). A frat at my school is suspended so they couldn’t go and decided to have their own Carolina Cup at my friend’s house. Therefore Saturday was full of beer, bags(cornhole), beer pong, and grilling. I had a blast there but got so hammered (as you can see from my post before this). After we got home I didn’t want to start feeling shitty so I kept on drinking and was drunk the rest of the night… gotta love it. 

After people FINALLY got on my level we went to a good party spot we call college park. We first pranked our good friend since it was april fools day(i’ll talk about it in my next post)  then we went to a bunch of parties. Then I ran into Lucky. Ohh god. 

How I met Lucky last semester:

   Well I was hammered, met him at a pre-game and went to a bar with him and danced all night. After the bar I took him home and I took a shower with him and only made out then after we got out of the shower I told him I was taking him home. hahahahaha and I never talked to him again til this night. 

So I forgot this story but Lucky reminded me Saturday night by starting the conversation with “do you remember me?” And I only remember him from being the asshole ref that always calls fouls on me when I play on my basketball team. Lucky told me that story and I laughed my ass off. Anyways the night ended in a water balloon fight(part of april fools) and lucky spent the night.

oh and thanks Lucky for the hickies…

Lucky Got Lucky.

Sorry I’m Not Sorry :]